Ahaa

Santa and Banta are waiting on a highway for lift...
A truck comes and Banta asks for lift...

Santa stops him: abbe nahi nahi mujhe truck se bohut darr lagta hai..
Banta : Kyun, truck se darrne ki kya zarurat hai??
Santa: Actually, ek baar ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagakar le gaya tha...
Banta: oh acha is liye...
Santa: Haan toh mujhe lagta hai ki ab biwi ko lautane aa raha hai...is liye darr lagta hai...