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kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai....

kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai.....

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ki 'B' se pehle 'A' aata hai!!!!

wah

Who is the leader of ducks...?

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Main'duck!!!

hoho

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? ” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, ur pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? ” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

M.G. & SRK

What is the similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and Shah Rukh Khan?
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Both of them returned to India after being humiliated in South Africa!!

dabbba

Dabe main Dabba...
Dabbe ke andar khargosh....wah wah

Jignesh ne maari aankh.....
Aur pushpa behosh....oh hooooo

ohh hooooo

Red is Red...

White is White...

Good Night! Good Night! Good Night!!

wah wah

ek baar ek aadmi ek adki ko cheed raha tha...woh bolta hai

Sitaaron ki chamak aapki sadi mai9n...wah wah sitaron ki chamak aapki sari main

woh ladki kehti hai

Kutte ke baal tumhari daadi main

hahahahhahahahhohhoohoh

Sholay quiz....

Film Sholay mein sher ka bachha kaun tha.
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HOLI
coz gabbar always said
HOLI CUB HAI!!!!!
CUB hai HOLI

Wah Sardar Wah...

Romantic Shayari

Tu jis raaste is jaayegi,waha 100 - 100 ke note bicha duga........
Tu jis raaste is jaayegi, waha 100 - 100 ke note bicha duga........
Tu jis raaste is jaayegi ,waha 100 - 100 ke note bicha duga........
Aur tere jaane ka baad phir utha luga.....

Marwadi khoon

Marwadi donates blood to Sikh....
Sikh gives him a mercedes car....
Marwadi donates again this time sokh gives him a choclate box....
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Now its marwadi blood in him.....

PJQueen

whats the difference between fly and a mosquito?
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A fly can fly but a mosquito cant mosquito.....
hahahahahha


aur ek difference...
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Mosquito can fly....but fly cannot mosquito...

PJ Queen

wahh wahhh...good begning.....m proud of you.......

chal bol teen chipkali diwaar pe crowl kar rahi thi bichwali chipkali gaana gati he toh bakike chipkali girr jati he

kyo...

bol

bol


Simple....

woh TAALI bajati he...


hahhahahahahahahah

Engg..

Tere dar par sanam, hazaar baar ayenge...

Tere dar par sanam...baar baar ayenge...

Assignment lenge aur bhaag jayenge....!

wah2

Khoon ka badla khoon, aag ka badla aag...
Jis cheeez ki kami mere pati main...
usse kehte hain dimaag!!

wah

Once hare and tortoise were seeking admission in a college, they had exact same marks but tortoise got that seat instead of hare...Why??

SPORTS QUOTA!!

Relaxing?

Sardar is lying down on a beach...
a firang comes to a sardar and asks...'Hello sir...Are you relaxing?'
Sardar says "NO"

Little while later, the sardar walks ahead and asks a firang, 'Hello sir...Are you relaxing?'
The firang says..."Yes"

Sardar usko jooor se thappad maarta hai aur kehta hai...."Abbe gadhe, wahan ek aadmi tujhe kabse dhuund raha hai........"

Duck...

Who is the Leader of Ducks.....???
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Main-Duck (frog)!

haha

IF
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?

Please think twice before scrolling

Answer = 1

REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.

1 = 5

hmmm...

Boy: Do you have a band aid..
Girl: No, But why do you need it..??
Boy: I just scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you....

haha

Who is Sodium?
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Shahrukh Khan...Cos he says...'Main Hoon Na'

smile....

Why does a Sardar smile when there lightning strikes?

Cos...He thinks, his photo is being clicked.... :)

Ahaa

Santa and Banta are waiting on a highway for lift...
A truck comes and Banta asks for lift...

Santa stops him: abbe nahi nahi mujhe truck se bohut darr lagta hai..
Banta : Kyun, truck se darrne ki kya zarurat hai??
Santa: Actually, ek baar ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagakar le gaya tha...
Banta: oh acha is liye...
Santa: Haan toh mujhe lagta hai ki ab biwi ko lautane aa raha hai...is liye darr lagta hai...

Scientist..

Once a scientist disables all the bells in his house...

why???

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He wants to win the No-Bel prize...

Well Played

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
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Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

wah wah

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

Thinking...

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets

completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and

then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The

women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking :Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Musharaf is thinking:Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:if this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again

Santa-Banta

Santa and Banta r discussing:

Santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite. If i sleep i can't drink coffee."

Priyagold

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai. Kyon???

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."

(Inzamaam ul Haq lives in Pakistan)

Imp QQ

Rahul gandhi --> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.

Sonia gandhi --> Kyun beta?

Rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

Engg vS Commerce

Once the principals of an engineering and b.com college have an argument as to who's students are more courageous. Being unable to come to an agreement, they decide to test their students out.


The principal of the engineering college calls his students out and asks them to jump into a sea full of sharks. The students jump in at once without a single word. The Princi says 'see the guts!'

The principal of the b.com college calls his students out and asks them to do the same, the students say 'jaa bay kutte' The Princi says 'see the guts' :)

Wah ustaad

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Welcome PJ

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....Waah! Waah!
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....Waah! Waah!
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!