ohh

kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai....

kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai.....

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ki 'B' se pehle 'A' aata hai!!!!

wah

Who is the leader of ducks...?

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Main'duck!!!

hoho

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? ” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, ur pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? ” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

M.G. & SRK

What is the similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and Shah Rukh Khan?
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Both of them returned to India after being humiliated in South Africa!!

dabbba

Dabe main Dabba...
Dabbe ke andar khargosh....wah wah

Jignesh ne maari aankh.....
Aur pushpa behosh....oh hooooo

ohh hooooo

Red is Red...

White is White...

Good Night! Good Night! Good Night!!

wah wah

ek baar ek aadmi ek adki ko cheed raha tha...woh bolta hai

Sitaaron ki chamak aapki sadi mai9n...wah wah sitaron ki chamak aapki sari main

woh ladki kehti hai

Kutte ke baal tumhari daadi main

hahahahhahahahhohhoohoh